turkey day etiquette according to me.

we all know that tomorrow is Thanksgiving. 

if you didn't... well than you might not be American... or something along those lines.

there is a certain form of Thanksgiving etiquette/ to do list i think we all need to discuss. 

and today just seemed like the appropriate to do so...

you are off work tomorrow. so get your butt off of the couch and celebrate this fact!! you also have more food waiting for you tomorrow than your hungover self is going to know what to do with. embrace this.

and if you're not off work tomorrow- my condolences. your life might be borderline sucky at this point in time.

wear leggings. i promise you will not regret this. no unbuttonin' happenin' here homeslices!! 

on that same note... wear a baggy shirt of some sort. don't try to be all skinny tomorrow. just don't. it will only result in failure and flab hanging out. and we don't want that.

make sure you try every dessert possible. duh.

bring hostess treats for your thanksgiving dessert contribution. people will love you. 

and lets be honest- you won't get away with it next year.

keep copious amounts of wine and/or spiced rum apple cider on hand (or both). if your family is as crazy as mine i promise you will need it. it will also help contribute to your napping that will take place after you stuff your face.

take that nap i just mentioned. it's also known as a food coma to some me.

get lots and lots of pictures. because we all know that if you didn't take pictures, it obviously didn't happen. haha... just kidding. we can thank facebook and instagram for this. but i really do love looking at all your pictures- so take some!!

dress your animals up like pilgrims and indians. and take pictures.

go to the gym friday, saturday, anddd sunday. you will need to.

HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!

i'm thankful for each and every one of you. 

and lil wayne. 

i'm thankful for him too.