gummies for breakfast and jenna marbles.

apparently this morning while my alarm was going off i decided to bury my phone underneath all of my pillows. i guess i was attempting to smother the noise coming out of it? who knows, i'm weird. but it's a good side note that you shouldn't try to wake me up because i might try to smother you. awkward.

naturally i had no idea i was doing this until i woke up and frantically searched for my phone to check the time. it read 7:36am... i leave my house at 7:45am to make it to work.

holy shiz balls. i was running late.

but i made it to work on time. huzzaahhhhh, i sure did.

even though i put my contacts in and did my makeup at my desk.

oh and my breakfast consisted of rice cakes and gummy bears.

it's okay though, because i made it.

super proud.

anywho...

please tell me that you all have heard of the infamous jenna marbles.  

if you haven't then i'm just going to go ahead and assume that either you live under a rock, or you have no sense of humor.

i kid, i kid, people.

but seriously, she's balls to the wall hilarious and you should probably check out her blog and/or youtube channel right now. she puts up a new video every week.

here are a few of the ones that have me peeing on myself from laughing so hard.

okay, so not really peeing but you get the point.

i hope you all have the side stitches that i do from laughing so hard.

happy humps.