9.06.2012

i wanna talk about me, toby keith.

how about we play a little game of getting to know each other. i'll go first. because we all know i just love to talk about myself ;) haha, kidding. sort of.
i know i've done something similar to this before, but here we go again.

if you really knew me...


-you'd know not to leave your camera unattended in my presence. because one of the above gems may or may not show up on your sd card.
 
-you'd know that i get cranky if i don't have lotion on my hands or chapstick on my lips at all times. i'm serious- i refuse to wash my hands if i don't have lotion to put on right after. and if i make the mistake of washing them without lotion, i will sit on my hands until they don't have that dry feeling anymore. weird? i know. and yes i use hand sani if i don't wash my hands, you germ freaks.

-you'd know that i almost broke my nose sleep walking. true story.

- you'd know that my momma raised my sister and i as a single mom until i was 9. best days of my life, people. there was nothing better than snuggling up every night in bed just the 3 of us and falling asleep to my mom telling us the three little bears. you'd also know that i love my stepdaddy (most amazing man in the world) more than anything, but i wouldn't trade the first 9 years of my life for the world.

-you'd know that when i drink i sometimes think i'm a rapper... ok, so maybe it's every time i drink. and you'd also know that vodkie tonics or any and all beer is what you will find me drinking. 
or wine, love me some wine.

-you'd know that i cry about almost everything. when i'm happy, when i'm sad, when i'm overwhelmed... everything. and i always feel ten times better after i let it all out.

-you'd know that i hate panties.

-you'd know that i am a delta zeta alumna and still bleed that pink and green. one of the best decisions of my life right there.

-you'd know that i absolutely cannot take a picture without my hand on my hip. i blame the sorority for this one. i'm made fun of for it all of the dang time. so i've just learned to embrace it- it's my signature pose... deal with it.

i rest my case.

-you'd know that i almost always have my nails painted. and then i almost always pick it off.

-you'd know that i have a best friend named matt melvin. and i have more guy friends than girl friends- less drama fo yo momma. him and i get into a lot of trouble. and i mean a lot. we also tell everyone that we meet that we are cousins, and it works...
check out that hand on hip action as well. besties.

-you'd know that i have been to more weddings in just this year than i have been in my entire life. because of this, i have discovered that i am a huge fan of photo booths- so keep that in mind if you want me at your hitching.

anything you want to know? ask away!!

4 comments:

  1. A) DZ was our rival sorority in college!! (hey, we only have 3 sororities on campus!)
    B) I can not pose without a hand on the hip either! Its just so much more flattering!

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  2. love this post!! i have the same post scheduled for next week b/c i love reading these so much! i also have my hand on hip about 99.9% of the time in pictures...hello skinny arm in pictures! haha love it

    i have yet to be a wedding with a photo booth. i need to make this happen pronto!!

    happy friday chica!

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  3. I definitely agree with the hand on the hip thing... It must be a DZ thing, because I am a DZ alumna as well! Love posts like this!

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