my sleeping habits have seriously got to get themselves under control.
they be actin all cray cray up in here lately.
i'm kind of hoping that instead of sleep walking and talking i am somehow going to start sleep exercising. i mean really though, how perfect would that be?
kind of like that woman they caught sleep swimming.
although with my luck i would end up sleep drowning instead.
but i guess as long as i'm not sleep eating i really can't complain. the mental image of me sitting in front of my fridge at 3am stuffing my face is pretty amusing though. i would hope my roommate would be able to get a picture if that ever happens.
why am i talking about sleeping (again)? probably because i didn't get any last night (sleep people, get your head outta the gutter) because my sub conscious was being rude and i kept waking up thinking i was talking about blog designs- maybe i was, maybe i wasn't. never can tell.
which is why i have already taken 2 power naps at my desk this morning and plan to spend my afternoon break doing the same thing.
i digress...
it's wednesday. hump a hump hump day. so naturally i'm going crazy trying to make it to the weekend. my 3 day weekend to be exact. the one in which i have no plans what so ever and i am looking forward to it more than i'm looking forward to miley cyrus getting a weave. but seriously, i would like to know what liam has to say about this. i mean come on, not everyone gets engaged to a miley and ends up with a draco malfoy.
have you ever wondered what it would be like to be an actor? i do, all of the time. i feel like i am always judging the people in movies and tv shows and thinking to myself
what do they have that i don't? what makes them so damn special? they look just like any other normal person in the world. and seriously, i'm prettier than her.
haha okay, totally kidding about that last one.... but not really.
i sometimes wish i would have been born a midget. i feel like i would have had a better chance at getting on the big screen. think about it- you don't see a big variety in midget stars, so any time a midget was needed for a movie- BOOM. role landed.
in any event, i am glad i did not turn out to be a midget. nothing against midgets or anything but i don't know that i would want ludacris singing about me.
"watch out for the medallion my diamonds are reckless.
feels like i got a midget hanging from my necklace."
you remember the song, i know you do.
and if you don't... youtube stand up by luda.
anyways,
you're welcome for this post. i hope you got a lot out of it.
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