it's okay boo boo.

well honey boo boo did it again.

she somehow managed to have my jaw nailed to the floor in shock, while having to remind myself to breathe in between laughter. seriously this kid and her family is redneckulous.

yes honey boo boo said that her stomach pains were just gas from all the chicken nuggets. and we can't forget about the water park... mama honey boo boo almost got stuck in a tube, she showed her fork lift foot, and went down a water slide causing a legit tidal wave- her kids then had to pull the tube off of her after the lazy river because it got stuck on the woman's 300lb body. no lie. i died. 

sister's family is funny, redneck and trashy as hell, but funny.

go watch it now. you can thank me later.

moving on to thursday.

in which tomorrow is friday. hallejuerrrrrr!!! so ready. so so ready.

  it's okayyyy....

 that i can't stop watching ridiculous tv shows like the one talked about above. 

just. can't. help. myself.

that if ryan lochte is legit chosen as the next bachelor i may or may not have a heart attack and might even consider applying for the show. i mean holla fo a dolla, seck-say swimmer in the house!!! i mean, shit. this could be trouble.

that my 25th birthday is coming up in october and i've already planned multiple weekends of celebrations. birthdays are supposed to last the whole month, aren't they?

to be excited about football season only for the tailgating, beer, and boys. no other reasons really. mainly because i don't know jack about the actual sport.

that i just noticed the other day that the hanging flowers on our porch haven't been watered in oh, 2-3 weeks, and are surprisingly still alive. go us!!! maybe my home isn't a place plants come to die after all.